Daytime tv CAN make you think........who knew.

Today is Martin Luther King Day. Which means?

NO SCHOOL/WORK
yay!

So I get up, walk the dogs and plop on the couch for some daytime telly.
Do you have ANY idea what gems we miss due to our jobs?!?!?

"The Real Housewives of Atlanta"
Think-the women from "Flavor of Love" with money.

These women have No class, No education, No taste, No common sense, No grasp of the English Language.
What they DO have is men who give them anything they want.

These horrid women actually consider themselves "high society".
One woman today didn't know what guacamole was.
and when it was prepared fresh for her, table side, in the traditional stone bowl, she freaked that they were touching her food with "rocks".
She drives a $100K car paid for by her "man"
She also wears the world's worst wigs, smokes a pack a day and is out of shape.

What in the name of ghetto fabulous?!?!?!

of course, then I began to think--this is NOT confined to Atlanta.
I personally know several uneducated, classless women who not only treat the men in their lives like dirt, but are horrible mothers or addicts or down right mean who ALSO enjoy the benefits of wealthy man's attention.

For the MOST PART, these men are intelligent, cultured men who enjoy the finer things in life.
"Finer" apparently does not include females.
What is up with that?

These men would not settle for a Rolecks or a drive a Dodge or vacation at a Motel 6.
How are 3rd rate women on the radar?

I was in the dating scene for many years and I recall ALL the men listing intelligence and class in an attribute they seek in a woman, so wtf?
Peruse the Match.com profiles, the Millionaire Match profiles or ANY other profile on ANY dating site and tel me if you see even ONE listing like the following:

"Seeking uneducated, culture less headcase. I prefer a woman with hair extensions, poor language skills and no ability to support herself. Drug addicts a plus and bad mothering skills will show me that you should always come first. Please drink too much and embarrass me again and again in front of my friends and business relations so I will know that you care."

um, yeah. I musta skimmed right over those adds, for SURELY they exist, no?

But aaaaaaaaaaah, my friends and I tell ourselves, "Thank the Heavens WE have great men!"
We say, "WE don't need money when we have fabulous men!"

but a tiny voice in my head whispers...
Sure, he loves you...
...but IF he had the money, would he be with one of the Bobbleheaded bimbos?

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
probably not, right?

right?